A vampire social outcast. One with buck teeth instead of fangs. Makes it a little difficult to bite people on the neck. A completely ridiculous idea, which is probably why Jon and I thought it was perfect. It also perfectly went over everyone’s head at the Halloween party Jon debuted the costume at. Oh well, we were sold.
The Facebook Paradox is real. It’s out there and if you don’t watch out, and guard yourself against it, it will come up and bite your face right off. Grab your spelunker’s helmet and join me as we uncover the truth behind this dastardly, yet predictable phenomenon, won’t you?